Parsnips, Buttered: Bamboozle and Boycott Modern Life, One Email at a Time

Parsnips, Buttered: Bamboozle and Boycott Modern Life, One Email at a Time ↑ Kindle Edition ⇲ Parsnips, Buttered: Bamboozle and Boycott Modern Life, One Email at a Time For Free ↕ Book Author Joe Lycett ❘ Funny and brilliant, listen as British comedian Joe Lycett narrates his own witty, tongue in cheek guide to modern life A dynamic stage performer, Lycett brings his hilarious debut audiobook to life with his unique brand of laugh out loud anecdotes and musings In this book I have attempted to solve each and every one of life s problems And I have succeeded Dear Listener, Using letters, emails, tweets and telegrams I will show you how the things in your life that make you sad, low or anxious can soon appear trivial, insignificant and like a fish In short, I will butter your parsnips Life is hard We are a bombarded generation Facebook, billboards, Twitter, Instagram, taxes, newspapers, watches monitoring our sleep, apps that read our pulse, terrorism There s such an onslaught to the senses these days it s a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed I love bed While we are overwhelmed and confused by the miasmic cloud of information, there are those that seek to take advantage there are parking fines, hate tweets, Nigerian email scams and Christmas newsletters from old school friends about their ugly kids And just as we re getting round to doing something about it, we re distracted again I, Joe Lycett, comedian, wordsmith, and professional complainer, am here to help During my short life of doing largely nothing I ve discovered solutions to many of life s problems, which I impart to you, dear Listener Containing a centurion of complaint letters to unsuspecting celebrities, companies and anyone brave enough to clog up my phone, as well as illustrations, one liners, jokes and life hacks, this little gem offers you a collection of tips and advice for all manner of modern woe By the time you have finished listening to this book you will have learnt how to Reverse a 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    • 2.4
    • 193
    • Kindle Edition
    • Joe Lycett
    • English, English
    • 14 February 2017